Hi, I'm Aypril- mom of five, chaos wrangler, and cold coffee drinker.
Welcome to FiveKidsOneMom — the place where chaos, caffeine, and comedy collide! From toddler tantrums to teenage meltdowns, I’m sharing the real, raw, and hilarious side of parenting five children — from giggles to grumbles. You're not alone in this madness — let’s get through it together!
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Welcome to Five Kids One Mom.
I’m a mom of five, just trying to get through the snack battles and school runs without losing my mind (completely).
So, pour yourself a cuppa (and grab a biscuit you can keep to yourself) — you’re not alone in this!
We are down to the final five days of the summer holidays and, honestly, the wheels are wobbling. The kitchen sink hasnβt been empty since mid-July, the snack cupboard looks like a swarm of locusts moved in, and the phrase βIβm boredβ now gives me a full body twitch.
A funny back-to-school parenting blog about the last week of summer holidays: uniform chaos, bedtime bootcamp, WhatsApp avalanches, and the desperate hunt for matching socks.
Counting down the days until school starts? This funny back to school parenting blog shares the chaos, the laughs, and the survival tactics every mom needs to make it to September.
Ah, the great British summer: three minutes of sunshine, followed by light showers, followed by me yelling βWHO TOOK THE SUNCREAM?β while wrestling a hat onto a three-year-old who thinks clothing is a suggestion.
Ah, September is coming. The smell of fresh notebooks, the sound of alarm clocks⦠and the sight of my bank balance falling faster than my patience at 7:00am.
Letβs face it, being a mom is like trying to heard blind cats into a cat carrier. One minute youβre winning at life, and the next, youβre drowning in a pile of laundry, trying to find your sanity. But fear not! Iβve got the ultimate mom hack that will change your life (or at least make the chaos a little more bearable).
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Hello, lovely readers! Itβs me again, your trusty guide through the whirlwind of parenting, bargain-hunting, and trying not to lose the plot. Ah, half-termβ that magical period when the school gates close, the routine goes out the window, and chaos takes over like a squirrel on a sugar high.
Β Hello, lovely readers! Welcome to An Apple a Day, where I share the juicy bits of my lifeβfive children, bargain hauls, and working in a special educational needs (SEN) school. If you think juggling apples in the air sounds impressive, wait until you hear about the daily circus that is my life!
Hello lovely readers,
“I hid in the bathroom for five minutes of peace… and suddenly I’m the most popular person in the house.”
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