Mom life unfiltered
You know those perfect Instagram moms β the ones with spotless homes, smiling kids, and matching pyjamas? Yeahβ¦ I canβt relate.
Hi, I'm Aypril- mom of five, chaos wrangler, and cold coffee drinker.
Welcome to FiveKidsOneMom — the place where chaos, caffeine, and comedy collide! From toddler tantrums to teenage meltdowns, I’m sharing the real, raw, and hilarious side of parenting five children — from giggles to grumbles. You're not alone in this madness — let’s get through it together!
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Welcome to Five Kids One Mom.
I’m a mom of five, just trying to get through the snack battles and school runs without losing my mind (completely). 
So, pour yourself a cuppa (and grab a biscuit you can keep to yourself) — you’re not alone in this!
30 Oct 2025 21:01
You know those perfect Instagram moms β the ones with spotless homes, smiling kids, and matching pyjamas? Yeahβ¦ I canβt relate.
30 Oct 2025 20:34
You know those people who say, βTake a break before you burn out!β? Yeah. I didnβt listen to them either.
“I hid in the bathroom for five minutes of peace… and suddenly I’m the most popular person in the house.”
                    
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